Well i was rummaging through a 1983 book of science fiction lists (man!! People can get to writting anything to see their name in print!!) and stumbled upon a list of silly weapons compiled by a looney. A few examples, which I am copying from the book, nearly verbatim:
1. The swordbroad : Invented by tribe of male chauvinists, this armament consisted of a wife gripped by the ankles and whirled like a frail (warriors made frequent jocular allusion to the sharp cutting edge of their wives' tongue)
2. The rotator : A handgun in which bullets are designed to revolve as well as rotate, presenting an approximately equal chance of suicide!
3. The bullista : Weapon of admittedly limited range which attempted to sow confusion among the enemy by firing live cows into their midst, placing them upon a dilemma of the horns!!
4. The arbalust : Modification of bullista, which sought to demoralise and distract the enemy by peppering their encampments with pornographic pictures and literature - yet another dilema of the horns
5. The dogapult : Self-explanatory
6. The slingshit : Again self-explainatory
Can anyone top this list????? Something like chilled urino-cola or collecting hordes of mother-in-laws and sending them there??? Haha... Suggestions invited!!!
Cheers!!
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the orgasmometer dude!!
Explain the weapon dude!
hmm well okay here is my suggestion i call this the FART-O_MATICA ..as u can see the items u suggested require various precious materials while we forgettin our very own human body...so here is my plan...
1 kilo gathiya, chora fari,
10 litres water
leave overnight to mascicate in da stomach this gives an optimum mix of methane in tight conditions...
the peas shuld be sufficently round and a bit rough in order to adhere well to the the skin and create a proper bond...
now the human element concentrates all his energy in compressing the gas into still tighter chambers which effectively raises the temperature and pressure...
now to optimise the channeling of the gas care shuld be taken to release da gas as near to the peas as possible with the help of a pressure sensitive release valve...
The success of this machine is such that it was the prime contender to launch space vehicles before solid fuel boosters....maximum record is a pea sent to the rings of saturn..
NOTE: care shuld be taken as to not fire near inflammable objects.this may cause a sudden malfunction in a sensitive area which may leave the human element temporarily disadvantaged in certain bodily functions
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